Bronson Pelletier Marks His Territory at the Airport

Actor from "Twilight" franchise Bronson Pelletier was arrested earlier this week for urinating in public. At the airport. After getting thrown out of his flight for being severely intoxicated. If you want to see the awesome uncensored video of this young man whipping out his wolfpackage, check out this link.

His story: some guy set him up by repeatedly buying him drinks at the airport bar. Yes, bro, we've all been down that road. Some guy buying you drinks, until you're so wasted you don't know what's happening, and you end up waking up the next day with a sore ass, clutching ten dollar bills. Oh, wait. That was just me in college.

I don't know what the big deal is. This sounds like a perfectly bad decision that turned into a legendary story. Sounds like the man had quite an epic night. I think everyone should have one Lindsay Lohan phase in their lives, and perhaps, this is Bronson's.

I think the bigger issue here is the lack of a bro accompanying Bronson Pelletier. Where are your bros, brah? Every young man out to get royally fucked up by alcohol should do so only in the company of bros. Fly solo sober, get fuckin drunk with a brother. Those are your choices. Where's the bro shooing the redcoat away, or punching the guy taking the video in the face? If this happens to my bro, I'd be out punching dudes watching randomly. Like, I'll go totally bat shit crazy, and just take people's phones away. We'd get arrested together, yes, but what can be more awesome than that.

UNLESS, the dude taking the video is his bro, then that would be really, really, very much, EPIC. Bros are for taking Youtube videos of you getting arrested.

BONUS: If you're looking for excellent quality screen caps of the epic moment when Bronson whipped out his Bron's Son, check out this link.