I AM SIEGE MALVAR, AND I AM FUCKING SMART.

Siege Malvar is a writer, and smells like one. He writes flyers that you don't read, event scripts that celebrity hosts don't read, and young adult novels that no one reads. He likes observing people in a borderline creepy way.

His books are available in bookstores everywhere. Drop by the nearest National Bookstore, Powerbooks, Pandayan, or Fully Booked and ask for them. He writes under his assumed name "Carlos Malvar". Writing as "Carlos Malvar" gives him the false sense of security that what he is writing is really, very important. 

He has performed his poetry in South Korea, the United Kingdom, and all over the Philippines, although he's really not that good.

He needs to learn to say "NO", especially when the conversation begins with "I dare you to..."

He is always looking for adventures. He has the heart of a poet. and the soul of a warrior. Which are kind of to blame for him having the shameless mouth of a power top.